9. You start singing every time someone uses the phrase "the best of both worlds".
8. Its really only a "Party in the USA" if a Miley song is on.
7. You think the Miley and Mandy Show was way better than anything on TV.
6. Your new mantra is "I can't be tamed", and you can't meditate without your wings.
5. You have a list of 7 things you hate about every person you've ever dated.
4. You're so sick of the media hating on Miley that you're considering buying a leotard for everyday wear.
3. You sing "Liberty Walk" while walking down the street, and the neighbors wonder why you keep muttering "keep walkin', keep on talkin' sh*t"...
2. You took a sick day when Miley deleted her Twitter because you just didn't know how you could go on.
1. You would so buy more ice cream if your ice cream man pole danced.
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